Mirror Image Fan Pillows

Self-sevice

"An unfortunate museum gift shop." "Banksy activity set." "Jackson Pollock coloring book." "MC Escher building blocks." "Claes Oldenburg miniatures." "Marceau Marceau CDs." "Seurat's connect-the-dots aaAAAAA."

Tommy Cooper at the bottle bank - Glass, Bottle, Bottle, Glass..

'I have multiple personalities and they are all following me on Twitter.'

'I can make out the nude, but I don't see the submarine.'

"Come on in. The water’s fine!" "Hmm! What’s wrong with this picture?!"

Marcel Marceau's parrot

"We fell for this last time remember..."

Man Ray

Viggo Mortensen

"Use your head, follow your heart and go with your gut."

Thanks to an elaborate system of mirrors, every employee at Vecon Industries had a window view.

Alberto Giacometti.

"Now, cover your second, fourth and seventh eyes and read the next line."

"I worry that some people find me boring"

"I can't tell if these are vacation pictures or influencer shots." "Is there really a difference?"

Miguel Ferrer

"You see them huddled outside a lot since the smoke and mirrors ban came in."

Dinosaurs of the Palindromic Era.

Development of disgusting new flaws. Loving acceptance of your flaws.

Just Smoke and Mirrors - Gifts For the Easily Distracted.

Keep students on their toes...

"You're so vein."

"I think I see it, guys!" "That's a rock." "Look! A dead snake." "Here's an old balloon... I think!" "World's smallest ball of twine."

"They may be champagne problems, but they're my problems."

'CROOOAX! If we ever want to sell this damned parrot, we better not anybody what he has done to his previous owners... CROOOAX! If we ever want...'

Mirror Image

Frederick Robinson

A servant unfamiliar with his mistress's voice

'My gosh...It's like looking in the mirror.'

Artist Painting Herself Infinitely

'My favorite, not-fast-enough food.'

'Boy, you're really into yourself, aren't you?'

'John's animal impressions are particularly good. He not only does the sounds, he does the smells as well!'

'Believe me, nobody ever confuses their wine glass with mine.'