Mirror Image Fan Pillows

Self-sevice

"An unfortunate museum gift shop." "Banksy activity set." "Jackson Pollock coloring book." "MC Escher building blocks." "Claes Oldenburg miniatures." "Marceau Marceau CDs." "Seurat's connect-the-dots aaAAAAA."

'I can make out the nude, but I don't see the submarine.'

"Come on in. The water’s fine!" "Hmm! What’s wrong with this picture?!"

Marcel Marceau's parrot

"We fell for this last time remember..."

"Now, cover your second, fourth and seventh eyes and read the next line."

Alberto Giacometti.

"I worry that some people find me boring"

Dinosaurs of the Palindromic Era.

"I can't tell if these are vacation pictures or influencer shots." "Is there really a difference?"

"You see them huddled outside a lot since the smoke and mirrors ban came in."

Development of disgusting new flaws. Loving acceptance of your flaws.

Just Smoke and Mirrors - Gifts For the Easily Distracted.

"They may be champagne problems, but they're my problems."

"You're so vein."

"I think I see it, guys!" "That's a rock." "Look! A dead snake." "Here's an old balloon... I think!" "World's smallest ball of twine."

Frederick Robinson

Mirror Image

'CROOOAX! If we ever want to sell this damned parrot, we better not anybody what he has done to his previous owners... CROOOAX! If we ever want...'

'My gosh...It's like looking in the mirror.'

A servant unfamiliar with his mistress's voice

'Boy, you're really into yourself, aren't you?'

'Believe me, nobody ever confuses their wine glass with mine.'

Artist Painting Herself Infinitely

'My favorite, not-fast-enough food.'

Shark and aircraft

'John's animal impressions are particularly good. He not only does the sounds, he does the smells as well!'