Mirror Selfie Fan Pillows

"What is your N-Ration?. . . Selfie per minute Narcissus ratio?"

"If she's a write off can you let me know the scrap value?"

Book Worm

"Ok, maybe this isn't happening."

"I worry that some people find me boring"

Development of disgusting new flaws. Loving acceptance of your flaws.

"You talkin' to me?"

"You see them huddled outside a lot since the smoke and mirrors ban came in."

Just Smoke and Mirrors - Gifts For the Easily Distracted.

'Are you sure every artist paints himself?'

"Curling up with a good book is one thing, but now you're taking a shelfie?"

"You're so vein."

"They may be champagne problems, but they're my problems."

'My gosh...It's like looking in the mirror.'

Artist Painting Herself Infinitely

"I wish you wouldn't keep bringing your work home with you, dear."

"I'm not helping you out of the TAR PIT!! I might break a nail!!"

'Boy, you're really into yourself, aren't you?'

"Harris....That's not a corporate image!"

'All those in favor of looking at pictures of grandchildren before we start bitching about their parents, say aye.'

Dog

"We need to find the packs of filtered cigarettes."

"Who's the fairest of them all, not using instagram filters?"

"If anyone wants me, I'll be out photobombing the tourists."

Man in bathroom surprised by his rude reflection in the mirror.

Narcissus - father of the selfie

'Where are your glasses, Jack? The mirror is over there!'

"You imbecile! I asked for a bigger 'pout'."

"And she's had her tentacles waxed."

"What immortal hand or eye could frame thy fearful symmetry?"

'No I don't like your idea for cheap wedding photos!'