Mirror Selfie Artist Pillows

Taking selfies

"I, TikTok."

"And now. . . which shoes?"

The Modern Novel.

'Sure I'm late. . . I not only have to get ready for school. . . now I have to get ready in case some idiot takes my picture for YouTube.'

Arms reach through a mirror to straighten a man's bow tie.

A man looking into a mirror saying "HA!"; his reflection looking back at him from the mirror is saying "!AH".

Book Worm

Selfie of the Golden Hinde

The quarantine self cut.

"Sorry, no narcissists allowed."

'Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's is the fairest arse of all?'

"That's in case Mum skypes me."

Dinosaurs of the Palindromic Era.

"Dad, you don't understand...I can't get my hair cut just anywhere! This is for school pictures! My hair needs to be perfect!"

"You're the only one in this department who has survived the staff cuts. I can only advise you to do your job well, otherwise I'll have to fire you too, got that?"

"You talkin' to me?"

Dog barks at himself in a mirror.

A conductor practising in front of a mirror.

"A minute on the lips"

Mirror Image

"You're so vein."

"Wonderful! The back of my head looks exactly like the back of George Clooney's head."

'My gosh...It's like looking in the mirror.'

"I didn't hire a photographer. I thought we'd save a few bob by just taking, wedding selfies."

Computer He-male (email).

"Hi! I'm on the Globe."

Vanity for the Surveillance Camera

Perks of self-employment.

Early camera selfie stick

"!"

Tourism and the Environment

"MY mom's restricting my phone. She says I don't have enough Selfie Control."

Sermon Today: Include God In Your Next Selfie.

A crooked guy looking normal in a fun house mirror.