Mirror Selfie Artist Pillows

Taking selfies

"And now. . . which shoes?"

Arms reach through a mirror to straighten a man's bow tie.

A man looking into a mirror saying "HA!"; his reflection looking back at him from the mirror is saying "!AH".

Selfie of the Golden Hinde

Book Worm

The quarantine self cut.

"Sorry, no narcissists allowed."

'Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's is the fairest arse of all?'

"That's in case Mum skypes me."

Dinosaurs of the Palindromic Era.

"You're the only one in this department who has survived the staff cuts. I can only advise you to do your job well, otherwise I'll have to fire you too, got that?"

"You talkin' to me?"

"Dad, you don't understand...I can't get my hair cut just anywhere! This is for school pictures! My hair needs to be perfect!"

A conductor practising in front of a mirror.

Dog barks at himself in a mirror.

"A minute on the lips"

Mirror Image

"You're so vein."

"Wonderful! The back of my head looks exactly like the back of George Clooney's head."

'My gosh...It's like looking in the mirror.'

Computer He-male (email).

Vanity for the Surveillance Camera

"I didn't hire a photographer. I thought we'd save a few bob by just taking, wedding selfies."

"Hi! I'm on the Globe."

Perks of self-employment.

Early camera selfie stick

Tourism and the Environment

Sermon Today: Include God In Your Next Selfie.

"MY mom's restricting my phone. She says I don't have enough Selfie Control."

"!"

A crooked guy looking normal in a fun house mirror.

"What is your N-Ration?. . . Selfie per minute Narcissus ratio?"