Mirror Selfie Fan Gifts

"What is your N-Ration?. . . Selfie per minute Narcissus ratio?"

'I have multiple personalities and they are all following me on Twitter.'

"If she's a write off can you let me know the scrap value?"

Book Worm

Man Ray

"Ok, maybe this isn't happening."

"Use your head, follow your heart and go with your gut."

Thanks to an elaborate system of mirrors, every employee at Vecon Industries had a window view.

"I worry that some people find me boring"

"You see them huddled outside a lot since the smoke and mirrors ban came in."

Development of disgusting new flaws. Loving acceptance of your flaws.

"You talkin' to me?"

Just Smoke and Mirrors - Gifts For the Easily Distracted.

"You're so vein."

"Curling up with a good book is one thing, but now you're taking a shelfie?"

"They may be champagne problems, but they're my problems."

'Are you sure every artist paints himself?'

'My gosh...It's like looking in the mirror.'

"I'm not helping you out of the TAR PIT!! I might break a nail!!"

Artist Painting Herself Infinitely

"I wish you wouldn't keep bringing your work home with you, dear."

'Boy, you're really into yourself, aren't you?'

'All those in favor of looking at pictures of grandchildren before we start bitching about their parents, say aye.'

"Harris....That's not a corporate image!"

Dog

"We need to find the packs of filtered cigarettes."

"Who's the fairest of them all, not using instagram filters?"

'I think it's always looked like that.'

"If anyone wants me, I'll be out photobombing the tourists."

Man in bathroom surprised by his rude reflection in the mirror.

"You imbecile! I asked for a bigger 'pout'."

"And she's had her tentacles waxed."

Narcissus - father of the selfie

'Where are your glasses, Jack? The mirror is over there!'

"What immortal hand or eye could frame thy fearful symmetry?"