Mirror Magic Fan Gifts

'Where are your glasses, Jack? The mirror is over there!'

"An unfortunate museum gift shop." "Banksy activity set." "Jackson Pollock coloring book." "MC Escher building blocks." "Claes Oldenburg miniatures." "Marceau Marceau CDs." "Seurat's connect-the-dots aaAAAAA."

'I can make out the nude, but I don't see the submarine.'

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

Arms reach through a mirror to straighten a man's bow tie.

"Come on in. The water’s fine!" "Hmm! What’s wrong with this picture?!"

"We fell for this last time remember..."

Prescriptions: "Jack of Clubs?"

The quarantine self cut.

Thanks to an elaborate system of mirrors, every employee at Vecon Industries had a window view.

"Now, cover your second, fourth and seventh eyes and read the next line."

'It's a devil to start on these damp November Sunday mornings - luckily we have a sidesman who works for the AA.'

"I am the Genie of the Bong! I will grant you... um... I am the Genie of the Bong!"

"You see them huddled outside a lot since the smoke and mirrors ban came in."

"Take a letter, any letter"

Just Smoke and Mirrors - Gifts For the Easily Distracted.

"Yes, I see where you left your phone."

"I think I see it, guys!" "That's a rock." "Look! A dead snake." "Here's an old balloon... I think!" "World's smallest ball of twine."

"Where once there was one sandwich-now there are two!"

"If I'm going to spend any time in here you need to do something about your dandruff!"

Keep students on their toes...

'Would you believe that somebody asked me to deliver their mail yesterday Where did that come from'

'This is a prerecorded message. Thank you for rubbing me. Please state your name and your wish. I will get back to you as soon as possible.'

'Have any of you guys seen a crap magician with a magic top hat?'

Mirror Image

Therapist with a jack-o-lantern head talks to their patient who is a witch.

Magical box of chocolates.

"Have you had any sharp, needle-like stabbing pains all over your body lately?"

Medieval Peer Review: "Whose experiments are the fairest of all?"

'My gosh...It's like looking in the mirror.'

Shark and aircraft

'Believe me, nobody ever confuses their wine glass with mine.'

"Get Doc Weston and tell him I have a fever and to come over quick. We have a show to do tonight."

Artist Painting Herself Infinitely

'Fortune cookies aren't fun for me. I always know my fortune in advance.'