Smoke And Mirrors Fan Gifts

"You see them huddled outside a lot since the smoke and mirrors ban came in."

"Evidence suggests she was working on the puzzle, got up to make tea, husband enters and puts last piece in..."

"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"

'I have multiple personalities and they are all following me on Twitter.'

"I just love candle-lit dinners."

'I have a master's in 17th century Dutch feminist poetry, but I've never really used it.'

Tortoise polishing his shell

"Use your head, follow your heart and go with your gut."

Thanks to an elaborate system of mirrors, every employee at Vecon Industries had a window view.

"You've done an absolutely fabulous job with the house, Anne, and Gordon's so improved!"

'Love your renovations.'

"I worry that some people find me boring"

Development of disgusting new flaws. Loving acceptance of your flaws.

St Bernard Toilet Holder

Just Smoke and Mirrors - Gifts For the Easily Distracted.

"You're so vein."

"Oi, who are you bleedin' looking at?"

"Carpenter ants."

"They may be champagne problems, but they're my problems."

'My gosh...It's like looking in the mirror.'

Artist Painting Herself Infinitely

'John's animal impressions are particularly good. He not only does the sounds, he does the smells as well!'

'Boy, you're really into yourself, aren't you?'

John Boynton Priestley

'The ref likes a good clean fight!'

"We need to find the packs of filtered cigarettes."

"Well, at least it's a dry heat."

"Harris....That's not a corporate image!"

'I think it's always looked like that.'

"Who's the fairest of them all, not using instagram filters?"

"What is your N-Ration?. . . Selfie per minute Narcissus ratio?"

Man in bathroom surprised by his rude reflection in the mirror.

Fuel Carrier

Roberto Benigni.

'Where are your glasses, Jack? The mirror is over there!'