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"Harris....That's not a corporate image!"

"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"

'I have multiple personalities and they are all following me on Twitter.'

"Hello - I'm from the future..."

Marcel Marceau's parrot

"Use your head, follow your heart and go with your gut."

Damn. Out of quarters again for the Pay Electron Microscope.

Thanks to an elaborate system of mirrors, every employee at Vecon Industries had a window view.

"You've done an absolutely fabulous job with the house, Anne, and Gordon's so improved!"

'Love your renovations.'

"I worry that some people find me boring"

"You see them huddled outside a lot since the smoke and mirrors ban came in."

Development of disgusting new flaws. Loving acceptance of your flaws.

Just Smoke and Mirrors - Gifts For the Easily Distracted.

'Will that be on the rocks?'

'CROOOAX! If we ever want to sell this damned parrot, we better not anybody what he has done to his previous owners... CROOOAX! If we ever want...'

"They may be champagne problems, but they're my problems."

"You're so vein."

Book reading a work titled: 'How to be self-reflexive.'

'My gosh...It's like looking in the mirror.'

'John's animal impressions are particularly good. He not only does the sounds, he does the smells as well!'

The power of positive affirmations

Artist Painting Herself Infinitely

'Boy, you're really into yourself, aren't you?'

It would have placed him alongside such greats as Da Vinci and Van Gogh, but then, on a whim, he decided to add some stink lines.

"We need to find the packs of filtered cigarettes."

What men and women see when they look in the mirror.

"Who's the fairest of them all, not using instagram filters?"

'I think it's always looked like that.'

"What is your N-Ration?. . . Selfie per minute Narcissus ratio?"

Man in bathroom surprised by his rude reflection in the mirror.

'Where are your glasses, Jack? The mirror is over there!'

"I know your sad it's being pulled down son."

"What immortal hand or eye could frame thy fearful symmetry?"

Mr. Briggs' Pleasures of Housekeeping, part 3