Magic Mirror Fans T-Shirts

"Who's the fairest of them all, not using instagram filters?"

"An unfortunate museum gift shop." "Banksy activity set." "Jackson Pollock coloring book." "MC Escher building blocks." "Claes Oldenburg miniatures." "Marceau Marceau CDs." "Seurat's connect-the-dots aaAAAAA."

'I can make out the nude, but I don't see the submarine.'

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

"Come on in. The water’s fine!" "Hmm! What’s wrong with this picture?!"

"We fell for this last time remember..."

"The Cheshire Cactus"

"Now, cover your second, fourth and seventh eyes and read the next line."

'It's a devil to start on these damp November Sunday mornings - luckily we have a sidesman who works for the AA.'

"You see them huddled outside a lot since the smoke and mirrors ban came in."

"Objects in mirror are closer than they appear" "I love you!"

"I am the Genie of the Bong! I will grant you... um... I am the Genie of the Bong!"

"Take a letter, any letter"

"Madame, you're the most beautiful lady in the whole country and as sweet as apple pie!"

Just Smoke and Mirrors - Gifts For the Easily Distracted.

"I think I see it, guys!" "That's a rock." "Look! A dead snake." "Here's an old balloon... I think!" "World's smallest ball of twine."

Mirror Image

"Oi, who are you bleedin' looking at?"

"If I'm going to spend any time in here you need to do something about your dandruff!"

"Have you had any sharp, needle-like stabbing pains all over your body lately?"

Magical box of chocolates.

"Where once there was one sandwich-now there are two!"

Therapist with a jack-o-lantern head talks to their patient who is a witch.

'Have any of you guys seen a crap magician with a magic top hat?'

'This is a prerecorded message. Thank you for rubbing me. Please state your name and your wish. I will get back to you as soon as possible.'

Medieval Peer Review: "Whose experiments are the fairest of all?"

'My gosh...It's like looking in the mirror.'

"Mirror, mirror on the wall who is the fairest of them all?"

'Believe me, nobody ever confuses their wine glass with mine.'

"Get Doc Weston and tell him I have a fever and to come over quick. We have a show to do tonight."

Artist Painting Herself Infinitely

Shark and aircraft

"I suspect that you faked this burglary...Mr Houdini!"