Coffee And Cigarettes Fans Mugs

Vending machines with junk food: 'Zing!', 'Zoom!' and 'Crash!'

"You order the raspberry danish?"

A chip off the old block...

'I have a master's in 17th century Dutch feminist poetry, but I've never really used it.'

"I just love candle-lit dinners."

'But you distinctly said working breakfast.'

"You see them huddled outside a lot since the smoke and mirrors ban came in."

"What out... this guy's always gatecrashing events for free booze."

Just Smoke and Mirrors - Gifts For the Easily Distracted.

"Carpenter ants."

The Double Double Punch

'Whatever he's drinking.'

Later in life he moved to Florida and retired to what is now known as Frankenstein's Condo.

"We need to find the packs of filtered cigarettes."

"If I use twitter to communicate, does that make me a twit?"

'It's not working, chief - fighting fire with fire.'

"The ideal holiday car, with a special option for when you're stuck in traffic jams!"

Tea and Coffee

'Anything I can get you? Tea, coffee, coats and hats?'

Of all nights...this was not the one to ponder the glass half empty, half full conundrum!!

"Coffee's been making me jittery, so I'm trying some herbal tea."

Pub Painting

'I have to hang up. I'm in the middle of a legal transaction.'

Medusa, first thing in the morning.

'I'm an Earth sign and Clive is a Water sign. Together we make mud.'

Hamster bartender

'I said 'Capistrano', you idiot.'

"What do you mean Happy hour's ended?..."

"It's the coffee flavor for those who hate the taste of coffee."

'Good Dog!'