Coffee And Cigarettes Fans Gifts

Roberto Benigni.

Vending machines with junk food: 'Zing!', 'Zoom!' and 'Crash!'

"You order the raspberry danish?"

A chip off the old block...

"I just love candle-lit dinners."

'I have a master's in 17th century Dutch feminist poetry, but I've never really used it.'

'But you distinctly said working breakfast.'

In the great green room there was a pot of coffee and a red-eyed dad, too. Good Morning Moon.

"You see them huddled outside a lot since the smoke and mirrors ban came in."

"What out... this guy's always gatecrashing events for free booze."

Darlene? Rudy? I heard you might be hanging out here. I thought I'd come by just to say hello and see how you're doing. That's nice. Coffee King. I love you. Hence Coffee King. House of Java.

Just Smoke and Mirrors - Gifts For the Easily Distracted.

The Double Double Punch

"Carpenter ants."

Are we a bunch of losers? Who are you talking about? Me, Randy, Sadie, even you Uncle Mort – all of us cafe regulars. We've been hanging out at this place for years. I've been working here two decades. Do we have nowhere else to go? More powerful even than inertia: Any momentum killed by an uncompromising nap regimen. Zzzz.

Later in life he moved to Florida and retired to what is now known as Frankenstein's Condo.

'Whatever he's drinking.'

Tea and Coffee

"The ideal holiday car, with a special option for when you're stuck in traffic jams!"

"We need to find the packs of filtered cigarettes."

'It's not working, chief - fighting fire with fire.'

"If I use twitter to communicate, does that make me a twit?"

'Anything I can get you? Tea, coffee, coats and hats?'

Of all nights...this was not the one to ponder the glass half empty, half full conundrum!!

"Coffee's been making me jittery, so I'm trying some herbal tea."

Hamster bartender

Pub Painting

Can I have another free biscuit for my dog? Sure. Can you warm this one up? Maybe sprinkle some cinnamon and sugar on it, and maybe make it three biscuits? You sure this is for your dog? Can you also sprinkle a little turkey on it?

'I have to hang up. I'm in the middle of a legal transaction.'

'I'm an Earth sign and Clive is a Water sign. Together we make mud.'

Medusa, first thing in the morning.

'I said 'Capistrano', you idiot.'

It's brilliant. Customers can have the opportunity to learn the secrets of making espresso drinks. We'll charge them double if they want to make their own, and, get this

"It's the coffee flavor for those who hate the taste of coffee."

"What do you mean Happy hour's ended?..."