Pipe Smokers Gifts

Match striking military style

Jean-Paul Sartre

J. R. R. Tolkien

Men gossiping

Pipe Smoker of the Year Awards.

'It's a nicotine patch...I've been smoking too much.'

Professional woman in pub

"I can't WAIT to see it."

Making it look easy.

"Darlin', I finally figured out the true meaning of life. It's a well=worn chair, a nasty old pipe, cheap brandy and a moth-eaten dog with a sphincter problem."

Richard Hughes.

Proceedings of the club

I'm home! Where are my pipe and slippers? At the tobacco shop and the shoe store, respectively.

Trilby - Sandy McAllister,'The Laird of Cockpen'.

Men talking about the boots of the period

'I haven't had the urge for a cigarette for two days. How's the patch working for you?'

'It's my own fault, I encouraged him to give up cigarettes in favour of a pipe. It was while we were on holiday in the Swiss Alps!'

The existentialist manifesto according to Jean-Paul Sinatra-'oooby Dooby Doo!'

Alpine Pipe

'Which dog is named 'BOGART'?'

Pipe dreams!

Sailor's pipe is a ship's funnel.

'Why can't you just chew bones like other dogs?' (dog smoking pipe).

Pipe Down

The two friends

A Passage in the Life of Mr. Watkins Tottle

'...And maybe they know something about passive smoking you don't.'

"Carpenter ants."

'You rang?'

Rich man getting ride on servant's skis.

Caricature of Stanley Baldwin, PM.

"I say!"

Sherlock Holmes.

Man offers coffee with smoke.

'Not only is smoking permitted, we insist on it!'