Pipe Smoking Gifts

'It's difficult being both mother and father to them!'

'It's my own fault, I encouraged him to give up cigarettes in favour of a pipe. It was while we were on holiday in the Swiss Alps!'

Chimney sweep has pipe like a chimney.

Dueling Meerschaums...

Smoking Outside The Work Place.

Edward stayed home, biding his time & waiting for the pipe smoking revival.

Smoking Brain

Smoke from sheep's pipe is like fluffy wool

Tea and a pipe

Jean-Paul Sartre

J. R. R. Tolkien

"What do you mean 'sitting is the new smoking'? I thought fat was the new smoking?"

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

Men gossiping

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

Punk Reindeer

Someone needs to tell him that having Churchillian leadership skills requires more than a 10'' havana

'Excuse me Ma'am, do you mind if I smoke?'

'I think he would come back to earth if women would just stop kissing him.'

"Smoke a cigar that fits your face."

Pipe Smoker of the Year Awards.

Smoking Area. Oh, I don't smoke. I'm just addicted to ten-minute breaks.

'I'm an atheist!'

"Day 736. Still loving the fact that I can smoke all over this island..."

'Do you mind!!?'

"The third leading cause of forest fires."

Professional woman in pub

Merry Christmas.

The discoverer of fire meets the discoverer of marijuana

'I started as an office boy and growled my way to the top.'

'I hate having to go outside for a cigarette!'

"I think I see a miscreant in the carpark. There's no time to call the police I must deal with it myself."

'At least they can't touch the village local' say two country gents. The pub now has a sign on the window saying 'This is now a smoke free pub, also no dogs or horsey types!'

Punk rocker passing punk codger in street.

"I can't WAIT to see it."