Smoking Pipe Protector Gifts

Big Hat Designed to Protect Pipe from Rain

Jean-Paul Sartre

Men gossiping

"I can't WAIT to see it."

Richard Hughes.

"Darlin', I finally figured out the true meaning of life. It's a well=worn chair, a nasty old pipe, cheap brandy and a moth-eaten dog with a sphincter problem."

F1 - Quit Smoking.

Making it look easy.

Proceedings of the club

'Wow. The anti-smoking movement really has been successful.'

Men talking about the boots of the period

Woman in need of an extractor fan.

Stop smoking,instantly.

Trilby - Sandy McAllister,'The Laird of Cockpen'.

'It's my own fault, I encouraged him to give up cigarettes in favour of a pipe. It was while we were on holiday in the Swiss Alps!'

'You've had enough!'

The smoking Gun

Sailor's pipe is a ship's funnel.

Rich man getting ride on servant's skis.

Snowman with 'No Smoking' sign.

"Carpenter ants."

"Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom or night will stop Ed from overcooking the fish."

'You rang?'

NO smoking...Ties required...Ties & nicotine patches available.

"He said if we don't let him in, he'll huff and he'll puff and he'll fill up our whole house with cigar smoke."

"I told him to trim a couple of inches off the middle and he thought it was a fat remark."

'Cigarette?'

Trilby -The Laird - 'It did one good to look at him'.

WARNING: Smoking turns you into a donkey.

The real cause of forest fires

Swamp creature with French baguette.

"As I told you before, I do not allow smoking in my restaurant..."

"You're fired, Pembroke. We're turning the office into a smoke-free environment."