Smoking Pipe Collector Gifts

Proceedings of the club

Jean-Paul Sartre

J. R. R. Tolkien

Men gossiping

"Day 736. Still loving the fact that I can smoke all over this island..."

"Pass that."

"I can't WAIT to see it."

Making it look easy.

"Darlin', I finally figured out the true meaning of life. It's a well=worn chair, a nasty old pipe, cheap brandy and a moth-eaten dog with a sphincter problem."

Richard Hughes.

Trilby - Sandy McAllister,'The Laird of Cockpen'.

Aberdeen Smoking the Pipe of Peace - Aberdeen and France at War with Russia

Sarah Palin Fact #2783, Sarah Palin makes her own diamond earrings by squeezing coal.

Men talking about the boots of the period

"Your main problem is that instead of a set of complex organs composed of specialized sensory cells and sophisticated nerve structures, you've got two pieces of coal."

'It's my own fault, I encouraged him to give up cigarettes in favour of a pipe. It was while we were on holiday in the Swiss Alps!'

"Your new book, 'Help - My Head's Caught in a Pipe,' has been called by some to be semi-autobiographical. Can you comment on these rumors?"

Sailor's pipe is a ship's funnel.

Pipe dreams!

"I say!"

'You rang?'

Rich man getting ride on servant's skis.

'All that smoking has stunted your growth.'

"Carpenter ants."

Time Smoking a Picture.

Trilby -The Laird - 'It did one good to look at him'.

Harold Wilson

"It's for you."

Trophy head.

John Boynton Priestley

Swamp creature with French baguette.

"One good thing about repeating your mistakes is that you know when to cringe."

'Smoking section, please.'

'Fetch my pipe and slippers...there's a good dog.'

Hippy Smoke Rings.