Smoking Pipes Gifts

OWT - NOWT.

'Fetch my pipe and slippers...there's a good dog.'

A smartly dressed man falls down a manhole.

"I can't WAIT to see it."

Man pulling caart whilst his dog smokes a pipe

Sailor's pipe is a ship's funnel.

"Now all I need is daddy's pipe to stink up the place!"

Making it look easy.

Time Smoking a Picture.

Trilby -The Laird - 'It did one good to look at him'.

J. R. R. Tolkien

Trophy head.

Rich man getting ride on servant's skis.

Bertrand Russell.

"Your father spent all morning on Twitter and no one tried to cancel him."

"I say!"

Jean-Paul Sartre

"What do you mean 'sitting is the new smoking'? I thought fat was the new smoking?"

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

Men gossiping

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

Punk Reindeer

Someone needs to tell him that having Churchillian leadership skills requires more than a 10'' havana

'Excuse me Ma'am, do you mind if I smoke?'

"Day 736. Still loving the fact that I can smoke all over this island..."

"Smoke a cigar that fits your face."

'I think he would come back to earth if women would just stop kissing him.'

Smoking Area. Oh, I don't smoke. I'm just addicted to ten-minute breaks.

'I'm an atheist!'

Pipe Smoker of the Year Awards.

'Do you mind!!?'

"The third leading cause of forest fires."

"I think I see a miscreant in the carpark. There's no time to call the police I must deal with it myself."

'I hate having to go outside for a cigarette!'

The discoverer of fire meets the discoverer of marijuana