Smoking Pipe Protector Pillows

Big Hat Designed to Protect Pipe from Rain

Jean-Paul Sartre

J. R. R. Tolkien

Men gossiping

"I can't WAIT to see it."

Richard Hughes.

"Darlin', I finally figured out the true meaning of life. It's a well=worn chair, a nasty old pipe, cheap brandy and a moth-eaten dog with a sphincter problem."

Making it look easy.

F1 - Quit Smoking.

Stop smoking,instantly.

Men talking about the boots of the period

Proceedings of the club

I've got to monitor all chatter in the cafe to prevent future pastry thefts. I don't know … What if you've got a scone thief for a neighbor, or a friend, or even a family member? Sure, today it's just a scone. But the next attack could be huge – the big one! You don't mean … Hoagie. They're trying to destroy our whole way of life.

'Wow. The anti-smoking movement really has been successful.'

Trilby - Sandy McAllister,'The Laird of Cockpen'.

Woman in need of an extractor fan.

'It's my own fault, I encouraged him to give up cigarettes in favour of a pipe. It was while we were on holiday in the Swiss Alps!'

'You've had enough!'

The smoking Gun

Sailor's pipe is a ship's funnel.

"I say!"

NO smoking...Ties required...Ties & nicotine patches available.

"Carpenter ants."

Snowman with 'No Smoking' sign.

Rich man getting ride on servant's skis.

'You rang?'

"Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom or night will stop Ed from overcooking the fish."

"He said if we don't let him in, he'll huff and he'll puff and he'll fill up our whole house with cigar smoke."

The Dangers of Passive Smoking

"I told him to trim a couple of inches off the middle and he thought it was a fat remark."

Trophy head.

'I wonder how you flush this thing?'

'Cigarette?'

Day by day: poison gas attacks on European children!

The real cause of forest fires