Pipe Smoker Aficionado Pillows

Lady asking train guard if smoking is allowed

"I got super baked in the shire and accidentally recruited these four little weirdos for the most important mission of all time."

Jean-Paul Sartre

Men gossiping

Pipe Smoker of the Year Awards.

"Hickory smoke—that's what gives it that hearty Western flavor."

Merry Christmas.

Richard Hughes.

"Darlin', I finally figured out the true meaning of life. It's a well=worn chair, a nasty old pipe, cheap brandy and a moth-eaten dog with a sphincter problem."

"I can really taste my food since giving up smoking, so I've started again."

Making it look easy.

"The other reindeer sent me back to the smoking section."

'A lab had me smoking cigarettes for months. I'm living off my disability payments. You?'

"I could easily change to a healthier lifestyle, but then I'd live longer and be a burden on my loved ones in my old age."

Men talking about the boots of the period

Trilby - Sandy McAllister,'The Laird of Cockpen'.

'It's my own fault, I encouraged him to give up cigarettes in favour of a pipe. It was while we were on holiday in the Swiss Alps!'

Alpine Pipe

"So it's agreed then. From now on we're to do our hourse trading in partially smoke-filled rooms."

The existentialist manifesto according to Jean-Paul Sinatra-'oooby Dooby Doo!'

Vaping cigarette

Sailor's pipe is a ship's funnel.

Pipe dreams!

Caricature of Stanley Baldwin, PM.

'I don't mind him smoking in bed. . .But not herrings.'

"Mr Hudson, could you kindly refrain from smoking in the brain scan machine."

'You rang?'

'We don't get many takers for the smoking section anymore.'

A Passage in the Life of Mr. Watkins Tottle

'Why is so much easy listening so difficult to listen to?'

Nature is not perfect