Pipe Smoker Aficionado T-Shirts

Lady asking train guard if smoking is allowed

Jean-Paul Sartre

"I got super baked in the shire and accidentally recruited these four little weirdos for the most important mission of all time."

J. R. R. Tolkien

Men gossiping

Pipe Smoker of the Year Awards.

"Hickory smoke—that's what gives it that hearty Western flavor."

Merry Christmas.

"I can really taste my food since giving up smoking, so I've started again."

"Darlin', I finally figured out the true meaning of life. It's a well=worn chair, a nasty old pipe, cheap brandy and a moth-eaten dog with a sphincter problem."

Richard Hughes.

Making it look easy.

"Gosh! Look what he's done to his Harry Potter books..."

Men talking about the boots of the period

'A lab had me smoking cigarettes for months. I'm living off my disability payments. You?'

Trilby - Sandy McAllister,'The Laird of Cockpen'.

I'm home! Where are my pipe and slippers? At the tobacco shop and the shoe store, respectively.

"I could easily change to a healthier lifestyle, but then I'd live longer and be a burden on my loved ones in my old age."

"The other reindeer sent me back to the smoking section."

'It's my own fault, I encouraged him to give up cigarettes in favour of a pipe. It was while we were on holiday in the Swiss Alps!'

"So it's agreed then. From now on we're to do our hourse trading in partially smoke-filled rooms."

Alpine Pipe

The existentialist manifesto according to Jean-Paul Sinatra-'oooby Dooby Doo!'

'Which dog is named 'BOGART'?'

Pipe dreams!

Sailor's pipe is a ship's funnel.

Vaping cigarette

Nature is not perfect

Caricature of Stanley Baldwin, PM.

A Passage in the Life of Mr. Watkins Tottle

'You rang?'

'I don't mind him smoking in bed. . .But not herrings.'

"Carpenter ants."

'We don't get many takers for the smoking section anymore.'

"I say!"