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Rob The Grinder reading with Captain Cuttle

Trilby - Sandy McAllister,'The Laird of Cockpen'.

"I got super baked in the shire and accidentally recruited these four little weirdos for the most important mission of all time."

Jean-Paul Sartre

J. R. R. Tolkien

Men gossiping

Pipe Smoker of the Year Awards.

"Hickory smoke—that's what gives it that hearty Western flavor."

'I started as an office boy and growled my way to the top.'

Merry Christmas.

The discoverer of fire meets the discoverer of marijuana

Richard Hughes.

"I can really taste my food since giving up smoking, so I've started again."

Making it look easy.

"Darlin', I finally figured out the true meaning of life. It's a well=worn chair, a nasty old pipe, cheap brandy and a moth-eaten dog with a sphincter problem."

"Gosh! Look what he's done to his Harry Potter books..."

Men talking about the boots of the period

Portrait of Shakespeare smoking.

"The other reindeer sent me back to the smoking section."

'A lab had me smoking cigarettes for months. I'm living off my disability payments. You?'

I'm home! Where are my pipe and slippers? At the tobacco shop and the shoe store, respectively.

"I could easily change to a healthier lifestyle, but then I'd live longer and be a burden on my loved ones in my old age."

'It's my own fault, I encouraged him to give up cigarettes in favour of a pipe. It was while we were on holiday in the Swiss Alps!'

'Which dog is named 'BOGART'?'

"So it's agreed then. From now on we're to do our hourse trading in partially smoke-filled rooms."

Alpine Pipe

The existentialist manifesto according to Jean-Paul Sinatra-'oooby Dooby Doo!'

Pipe dreams!

Vaping cigarette

'We don't get many takers for the smoking section anymore.'

"I say!"

Albert Camus

Nature is not perfect

'These new ideas are silly, Father, the boiled tobacco tasted awful and you've spent an age trying to light that potato.'

'I don't mind him smoking in bed. . .But not herrings.'