Pipe Fanatic T-Shirts

Smoke Screen

"I got super baked in the shire and accidentally recruited these four little weirdos for the most important mission of all time."

J. R. R. Tolkien

Pipe Smoker of the Year Awards.

'Never underestimate the value of pipe-dreams, my son.'

Lazy plumber.

'Don't worry, the first 30 years of dealing with emergency plumbing problems are the hardest.'

Making it look easy.

I'm home! Where are my pipe and slippers? At the tobacco shop and the shoe store, respectively.

Trilby - Sandy McAllister,'The Laird of Cockpen'.

'It's my own fault, I encouraged him to give up cigarettes in favour of a pipe. It was while we were on holiday in the Swiss Alps!'

'Don't worry about the dishes. I did them.'

'Which dog is named 'BOGART'?'

The existentialist manifesto according to Jean-Paul Sinatra-'oooby Dooby Doo!'

Alpine Pipe

Pipe dreams!

Pipe Down

Caricature of Stanley Baldwin, PM.

"I say!"

The two friends

A Passage in the Life of Mr. Watkins Tottle

'Why is so much easy listening so difficult to listen to?'

Sherlock Holmes.

Pied Piper gets rid of industrial chimneys.

Compton MacKenzie.

"No pre-recorded music in this church. It's all 100% organic!"

Pipe Dream

Freud said that sometimes a cigar is just a cigar, but I'd hate to imagine what he says about that pipe.

Mr Chuckster Old Curiosity Shop

I hate it when they start without us.

Trilby -The Laird - 'It did one good to look at him'.

Trophy head.

Arthur Conan Doyle

'Fetch my pipe and slippers...there's a good dog.'

Beagles at smoking research laboratory. One of them is smoking a pipe.