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'Why is so much easy listening so difficult to listen to?'

J. R. R. Tolkien

Pipe Smoker of the Year Awards.

Highland Piper.

'Don't worry, the first 30 years of dealing with emergency plumbing problems are the hardest.'

"I'm astounded that your dog is channeling Eubie Blake! Has he never heard of Elton John?"

"I can't WAIT to see it."

Making it look easy.

'The bloke with the violin is on holiday.'

Trilby - Sandy McAllister,'The Laird of Cockpen'.

Edvard Grieg.

I'm home! Where are my pipe and slippers? At the tobacco shop and the shoe store, respectively.

'It's my own fault, I encouraged him to give up cigarettes in favour of a pipe. It was while we were on holiday in the Swiss Alps!'

A Scottish Terrier playing bagpipes wins the dog show.

'Which dog is named 'BOGART'?'

The existentialist manifesto according to Jean-Paul Sinatra-'oooby Dooby Doo!'

Alpine Pipe

Making a pact with the devil at the crossroads.

Highland Pipe Band Drum Major

Happy Valentine's Day!

'Can he play anything else besides 'Kitten on the Keys'?'

'Why can't you just chew bones like other dogs?' (dog smoking pipe).

Pipe dreams!

Caricature of Stanley Baldwin, PM.

The two friends

"I'm sure if we stand around here long enough, something funny will happen."

A Passage in the Life of Mr. Watkins Tottle

Pipe Down

101 uses of a dead cat: bagpipe

'The King replaced me with easy listening!'

'Oh hell, there's a jam ahead!'

"I say!"

"Don't you know anything but 'Afternoon of a Faun'?"

Sherlock Holmes.

Freud said that sometimes a cigar is just a cigar, but I'd hate to imagine what he says about that pipe.