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Organist

"I got super baked in the shire and accidentally recruited these four little weirdos for the most important mission of all time."

J. R. R. Tolkien

'Okay, Mom. I'm sorry I re-gifted one of the kidneys you gave me.'

Pipe Smoker of the Year Awards.

'Due to our failure to secure a holiday-relief organisty, the next hymn will also be sung to the tune of Chopsticks.'

"...we have a heart-lung-kidney-liver-spleen machine."

Highland Piper.

Making it look easy.

'I'm falling in love with Eddie... he has the most beautiful biggest organ ever!'

Organ Player

Trilby - Sandy McAllister,'The Laird of Cockpen'.

I'm home! Where are my pipe and slippers? At the tobacco shop and the shoe store, respectively.

Alpine Pipe

'Which dog is named 'BOGART'?'

'I'm organic.'

The existentialist manifesto according to Jean-Paul Sinatra-'oooby Dooby Doo!'

'Necessity is the mother of invention. It's just a pity Buxtehude didn't encounter a bit more necessity.'

Camille Saint-Saens

Keyboard in Front of a Organ

"Where there's Bruch, there's mass."

Highland Pipe Band Drum Major

Pipe dreams!

Woman protesting to Free-Kirk pastor about a church organ

A Passage in the Life of Mr. Watkins Tottle

The two friends

Caricature of Stanley Baldwin, PM.

'The King replaced me with easy listening!'

101 uses of a dead cat: bagpipe

'Why is so much easy listening so difficult to listen to?'

"He's just discovered French Baroque organ music."

Pipe Down

"I say!"

Sherlock Holmes.

Pipe Dream