Pipe Dream Enthusiast Pillows

'Bob, give it up. It's just crazy pipe dreams.'

Pipe Dream.

"I got super baked in the shire and accidentally recruited these four little weirdos for the most important mission of all time."

Why it's bad when home owners change their minds about the bathroom's location late in a building project.

Pipe Smoker of the Year Awards.

'Never underestimate the value of pipe-dreams, my son.'

Lazy plumber.

'Don't worry, the first 30 years of dealing with emergency plumbing problems are the hardest.'

Making it look easy.

Organ Player

Trilby - Sandy McAllister,'The Laird of Cockpen'.

'It's my own fault, I encouraged him to give up cigarettes in favour of a pipe. It was while we were on holiday in the Swiss Alps!'

Alpine Pipe

The existentialist manifesto according to Jean-Paul Sinatra-'oooby Dooby Doo!'

"This position may call for some occasional plumbing."

Pipe dreams!

Dog in front of fire, wearing slippers, reading paper, smoking pipe, with tea and bones. Owner says: 'Stay!'

Caricature of Stanley Baldwin, PM.

The two friends

Lighting a Pipe

A Passage in the Life of Mr. Watkins Tottle

'Why is so much easy listening so difficult to listen to?'

'Your dinner met with the plumber's approval.'

Pipe Down

Sherlock Holmes.

"Should I fix it or call it a water feature?"

The Source of the Thames...

Arthur Conan Doyle

'It's Clegged up, Mrs - I'm afraid it means another U-turn!'

Mr Chuckster Old Curiosity Shop

"No pre-recorded music in this church. It's all 100% organic!"

Trilby -The Laird - 'It did one good to look at him'.