Pipe Dreamers Pillows

'This must be the place!'

'Don't worry, the first 30 years of dealing with emergency plumbing problems are the hardest.'

'It's my own fault, I encouraged him to give up cigarettes in favour of a pipe. It was while we were on holiday in the Swiss Alps!'

Pipe Dream.

Why it's bad when home owners change their minds about the bathroom's location late in a building project.

J. R. R. Tolkien

"I sensed you needed my help. I’m Saint &@!#%&!!, the patron saint of cursing."

Pipe Smoker of the Year Awards.

Bagpipes in the bath.

"Dad! The bathroom pipes are clogged up!"

Lazy plumber.

Making it look easy.

I'm home! Where are my pipe and slippers? At the tobacco shop and the shoe store, respectively.

Organ Player

Gardener digging and finding pipes.

The existentialist manifesto according to Jean-Paul Sinatra-'oooby Dooby Doo!'

Alpine Pipe

'Which dog is named 'BOGART'?'

"This position may call for some occasional plumbing."

Pipe dreams!

'Your dinner met with the plumber's approval.'

'Why is so much easy listening so difficult to listen to?'

Pipe Down

The two friends

A Passage in the Life of Mr. Watkins Tottle

Lighting a Pipe

"I say!"

Caricature of Stanley Baldwin, PM.

Dog in front of fire, wearing slippers, reading paper, smoking pipe, with tea and bones. Owner says: 'Stay!'

'If you can smile when everything around you is going wrong... you're probably in the repair business!'

"Should I fix it or call it a water feature?"

The Source of the Thames...

Sherlock Holmes.

Master Plumber

Pipe Dream