Pipe Music Fan Gifts

"Don't you know anything but 'Afternoon of a Faun'?"

"I put the speed on reckless. . ."

'I was up for a part in the Producers...'

King of Music.

'What did I tell you about playing the piano in the house?'

Viola, cello, 1st violin and 2nd violin vending machine.

Vaudeville producers audition a singing Canada goose.

'Elton John'

I'm home! Where are my pipe and slippers? At the tobacco shop and the shoe store, respectively.

The existentialist manifesto according to Jean-Paul Sinatra-'oooby Dooby Doo!'

Erica Duvale, piano - Beethoven - Total of opus numbers...

Dirty Grazing.

"Do you hear dueling tubas?"

'Oh no! The only one who can keep up is sporty Smith.'

'Why is so much easy listening so difficult to listen to?'

Pipe Down

"Carpenter ants."

Jupiter

Aaron Copland.

Performer

'NEXT!'

Ant Mishbehavin'

John Boynton Priestley

Pied Piper gets rid of industrial chimneys.

"Sorry, where did you say you were from again?"

Organist

'There it goes again,,,everytime I get into a good gallop,,,that damn music,,,'

The Humpback of Notre Dame.

"Two beers and Beethoven's Fifth, please."

Jazz Cans

"I am trying to keep it low key."

"It doesn't go 'baaroom' anymore. It only goes 'beep.'"

"One more version of 'Climb Every Mountain' and I'll throttle you."

'I still prefer the pipe. A ceremony isn't the same sharing nicotine peace gum.'

'All right, I'll talk, I'll TALK!'