Pipe Player Gifts

Pied Piper gets rid of industrial chimneys.

Pipe Dream.

Why it's bad when home owners change their minds about the bathroom's location late in a building project.

J. R. R. Tolkien

"I sensed you needed my help. I’m Saint &@!#%&!!, the patron saint of cursing."

Pipe Smoker of the Year Awards.

"Dad! The bathroom pipes are clogged up!"

Lazy plumber.

'Don't worry, the first 30 years of dealing with emergency plumbing problems are the hardest.'

Making it look easy.

I'm home! Where are my pipe and slippers? At the tobacco shop and the shoe store, respectively.

Organ Player

Trilby - Sandy McAllister,'The Laird of Cockpen'.

'It's my own fault, I encouraged him to give up cigarettes in favour of a pipe. It was while we were on holiday in the Swiss Alps!'

'Which dog is named 'BOGART'?'

'It's OK, it's not somebody strangling one of our friends: It's just a bagpipe player...'

Alpine Pipe

The existentialist manifesto according to Jean-Paul Sinatra-'oooby Dooby Doo!'

"This position may call for some occasional plumbing."

"This is one of those things you should share before marriage."

Pipe dreams!

'Why can't you just chew bones like other dogs?' (dog smoking pipe).

A Passage in the Life of Mr. Watkins Tottle

Pipe Down

'Your dinner met with the plumber's approval.'

'Why is so much easy listening so difficult to listen to?'

"I say!"

Dog in front of fire, wearing slippers, reading paper, smoking pipe, with tea and bones. Owner says: 'Stay!'

Lighting a Pipe

Caricature of Stanley Baldwin, PM.

The two friends

"Don't you know anything but 'Afternoon of a Faun'?"

'If you can smile when everything around you is going wrong... you're probably in the repair business!'

Sherlock Holmes.

The Source of the Thames...