Pipe Devotee Gifts

Pipe Down

'You wanna play another round?' 'Sure....tender, another round!'

"I got super baked in the shire and accidentally recruited these four little weirdos for the most important mission of all time."

J. R. R. Tolkien

Happy Hour

'So it's the Mumm's Cordon Rouge, '98 Pouilly-Fuisse, '86 Chateau Margaux, and the '92 Barsac - would you like any food?'

'I'm having trouble with my drinking. Arthritis in my elbow.'

Pipe Smoker of the Year Awards.

"Whoa! Was that today?"

Lazy plumber.

'Don't worry, the first 30 years of dealing with emergency plumbing problems are the hardest.'

"I can't WAIT to see it."

Making it look easy.

I'm home! Where are my pipe and slippers? At the tobacco shop and the shoe store, respectively.

Trilby - Sandy McAllister,'The Laird of Cockpen'.

"Just for once, why don't we forget the poor and blow the lot down the local tavern?"

'It's my own fault, I encouraged him to give up cigarettes in favour of a pipe. It was while we were on holiday in the Swiss Alps!'

'Which dog is named 'BOGART'?'

Alpine Pipe

The existentialist manifesto according to Jean-Paul Sinatra-'oooby Dooby Doo!'

"And while you're waiting for your drinks can I get you something from the bar?"

'Why can't you just chew bones like other dogs?' (dog smoking pipe).

Pipe dreams!

The two friends

A Passage in the Life of Mr. Watkins Tottle

"I say!"

'Why is so much easy listening so difficult to listen to?'

"I was deadwood but I'm out of a job. I guess I'm driftwood."

'Don't drink on an empty head.'

Caricature of Stanley Baldwin, PM.

'Single or double?'

"Don't you know anything but 'Afternoon of a Faun'?"

Sherlock Holmes.

Trilby -The Laird - 'It did one good to look at him'.

Arthur Conan Doyle