Pipe Aficionado Gifts

OWT - NOWT.

"And where does this one go to...?" "Teasmade."

'I can't decide...is he ignoring the smoking ban, or entering into the spirit of the exhibition?'

"Now all I need is daddy's pipe to stink up the place!"

Sherlock Holmes.

'Be reasonable - would you rather we were plagued with swarms of gnats and flies?'

'Have you tried this new low tar peace pipe tobacco?'

'He mistakenly preed mundungo for the aga.'

Pablo Casals.

Tony Benn.

Bertrand Russell.

"A bristly beard, a pipe, shabby clothes...hard to believe that the critics say your books are 'Free from Stereotypes.'"

Smoking

Smoke from sheep's pipe is like fluffy wool

Raymond Chandler

Tea and a pipe

Mr Chuckster Old Curiosity Shop

'No, I can never reach to light my own either!'

"Really, …. A pipe suits you."

'Holmes, I really think you ought to cut down on these three-pipe problems.'

'Hmmm...it must be autumn.'

Chimney sweep has pipe like a chimney.

'Which dog is named 'BOGART'?'

Alpine Pipe

'Hey! Take it inside!'

'I represent a broad-based coalition of anti-pipe interests....'

Trilby -The Laird - 'It did one good to look at him'.

The Valentine

Making it look easy.

I'm home, Axel

"I got super baked in the shire and accidentally recruited these four little weirdos for the most important mission of all time."

J. R. R. Tolkien

Pipe Smoker of the Year Awards.

'Never underestimate the value of pipe-dreams, my son.'

Lazy plumber.