Pipe Enthusiasts Gifts

'I represent a broad-based coalition of anti-pipe interests....'

Smoker empties tobacco from pipe, then empties words from phone.

Pipe Smoker of the Year Awards.

' ... and this is the half bath.'

'Never underestimate the value of pipe-dreams, my son.'

Lazy plumber.

"I can't WAIT to see it."

Making it look easy.

Trilby - Sandy McAllister,'The Laird of Cockpen'.

"I guess it's too late to warn you that I turned off the hot water."

'It's my own fault, I encouraged him to give up cigarettes in favour of a pipe. It was while we were on holiday in the Swiss Alps!'

The existentialist manifesto according to Jean-Paul Sinatra-'oooby Dooby Doo!'

Alpine Pipe

A sudden draft. The moment he first felt comfortable calling himself a plumber.

'My phone's been tapped!'

Pipe dreams!

'Why is so much easy listening so difficult to listen to?'

A Passage in the Life of Mr. Watkins Tottle

The two friends

"I'm afraid your bath is directly connected to the melting polar ice caps."

Caricature of Stanley Baldwin, PM.

Pipe Down

'Here's the problem,the pilot light went out.'

'My client is therefore NOT guilty of malpractice. All he is guilty of is an error in judgment. He should have decided to be a plumber."

Sherlock Holmes.

"I'm charging extra to remove the duct tape you thought would work."

I hate it when they start without us.

Mr Chuckster Old Curiosity Shop

"No pre-recorded music in this church. It's all 100% organic!"

Trilby -The Laird - 'It did one good to look at him'.

Trophy head.

Arthur Conan Doyle

Pipe Dream

Compton MacKenzie.