Pipe Enthusiasts Gifts

'I represent a broad-based coalition of anti-pipe interests....'

Smoker empties tobacco from pipe, then empties words from phone.

Pipe Smoker of the Year Awards.

J. R. R. Tolkien

' ... and this is the half bath.'

'Never underestimate the value of pipe-dreams, my son.'

Lazy plumber.

"I can't WAIT to see it."

Making it look easy.

"I guess it's too late to warn you that I turned off the hot water."

Trilby - Sandy McAllister,'The Laird of Cockpen'.

I'm home! Where are my pipe and slippers? At the tobacco shop and the shoe store, respectively.

'It's my own fault, I encouraged him to give up cigarettes in favour of a pipe. It was while we were on holiday in the Swiss Alps!'

Alpine Pipe

The existentialist manifesto according to Jean-Paul Sinatra-'oooby Dooby Doo!'

'Which dog is named 'BOGART'?'

A sudden draft. The moment he first felt comfortable calling himself a plumber.

'My phone's been tapped!'

Pipe dreams!

Caricature of Stanley Baldwin, PM.

'Why is so much easy listening so difficult to listen to?'

Pipe Down

"I say!"

The two friends

A Passage in the Life of Mr. Watkins Tottle

"I'm afraid your bath is directly connected to the melting polar ice caps."

'Here's the problem,the pilot light went out.'

'My client is therefore NOT guilty of malpractice. All he is guilty of is an error in judgment. He should have decided to be a plumber."

"I'm charging extra to remove the duct tape you thought would work."

Sherlock Holmes.

"It's for you."

Mr Chuckster Old Curiosity Shop

I hate it when they start without us.

Pipe Dream

"No pre-recorded music in this church. It's all 100% organic!"