Pipe Guru Gifts

Lazy plumber.

"I got super baked in the shire and accidentally recruited these four little weirdos for the most important mission of all time."

J. R. R. Tolkien

"The bad news is that I backed into a fan. The good news is my owner's a plumber."

Pipe Smoker of the Year Awards.

' ... and this is the half bath.'

'Never underestimate the value of pipe-dreams, my son.'

'Don't worry, the first 30 years of dealing with emergency plumbing problems are the hardest.'

Making it look easy.

I'm home! Where are my pipe and slippers? At the tobacco shop and the shoe store, respectively.

"I guess it's too late to warn you that I turned off the hot water."

'It's my own fault, I encouraged him to give up cigarettes in favour of a pipe. It was while we were on holiday in the Swiss Alps!'

The existentialist manifesto according to Jean-Paul Sinatra-'oooby Dooby Doo!'

'Which dog is named 'BOGART'?'

Alpine Pipe

A sudden draft. The moment he first felt comfortable calling himself a plumber.

'My phone's been tapped!'

Pipe dreams!

Caricature of Stanley Baldwin, PM.

'Why is so much easy listening so difficult to listen to?'

"I'm afraid your bath is directly connected to the melting polar ice caps."

"I say!"

Pipe Down

The two friends

A Passage in the Life of Mr. Watkins Tottle

'Here's the problem,the pilot light went out.'

'I've been having a lot of out of potty experiences, lately.'

"I'm charging extra to remove the duct tape you thought would work."

'My client is therefore NOT guilty of malpractice. All he is guilty of is an error in judgment. He should have decided to be a plumber."

Sherlock Holmes.

Trophy head.

Trilby -The Laird - 'It did one good to look at him'.

Mr Chuckster Old Curiosity Shop

Pipe Dream

"No pre-recorded music in this church. It's all 100% organic!"