Pipe Repair Aficionado Gifts

I hate it when they start without us.

"I got super baked in the shire and accidentally recruited these four little weirdos for the most important mission of all time."

J. R. R. Tolkien

Pipe Smoker of the Year Awards.

' ... and this is the half bath.'

'Never underestimate the value of pipe-dreams, my son.'

Lazy plumber.

Making it look easy.

I'm home! Where are my pipe and slippers? At the tobacco shop and the shoe store, respectively.

Trilby - Sandy McAllister,'The Laird of Cockpen'.

"I guess it's too late to warn you that I turned off the hot water."

'Not only did I fix the leak, but when you run the hot water it plays 'Harlem Nocturne'.'

The existentialist manifesto according to Jean-Paul Sinatra-'oooby Dooby Doo!'

Alpine Pipe

'Which dog is named 'BOGART'?'

A sudden draft. The moment he first felt comfortable calling himself a plumber.

Pipe dreams!

'My phone's been tapped!'

A Passage in the Life of Mr. Watkins Tottle

The two friends

Caricature of Stanley Baldwin, PM.

"I say!"

"I'm afraid your bath is directly connected to the melting polar ice caps."

'Here's the problem,the pilot light went out.'

'I've been having a lot of out of potty experiences, lately.'

"I'm charging extra to remove the duct tape you thought would work."

Sherlock Holmes.

'My client is therefore NOT guilty of malpractice. All he is guilty of is an error in judgment. He should have decided to be a plumber."

Trophy head.

"No pre-recorded music in this church. It's all 100% organic!"

"I told him to trim a couple of inches off the middle and he thought it was a fat remark."

Arthur Conan Doyle

Pipe Dream

Trilby -The Laird - 'It did one good to look at him'.

Mr Chuckster Old Curiosity Shop