Pipe Repair Aficionado Mugs

I hate it when they start without us.

"I got super baked in the shire and accidentally recruited these four little weirdos for the most important mission of all time."

Pipe Smoker of the Year Awards.

' ... and this is the half bath.'

'Never underestimate the value of pipe-dreams, my son.'

Lazy plumber.

Making it look easy.

Trilby - Sandy McAllister,'The Laird of Cockpen'.

"I guess it's too late to warn you that I turned off the hot water."

Alpine Pipe

The existentialist manifesto according to Jean-Paul Sinatra-'oooby Dooby Doo!'

A sudden draft. The moment he first felt comfortable calling himself a plumber.

Pipe dreams!

'My phone's been tapped!'

The two friends

A Passage in the Life of Mr. Watkins Tottle

"I'm afraid your bath is directly connected to the melting polar ice caps."

Caricature of Stanley Baldwin, PM.

'Here's the problem,the pilot light went out.'

'My client is therefore NOT guilty of malpractice. All he is guilty of is an error in judgment. He should have decided to be a plumber."

"I'm charging extra to remove the duct tape you thought would work."

Sherlock Holmes.

Trophy head.

"I told him to trim a couple of inches off the middle and he thought it was a fat remark."

Arthur Conan Doyle

'I wonder how you flush this thing?'

Trilby -The Laird - 'It did one good to look at him'.

Pipe Dream

"No pre-recorded music in this church. It's all 100% organic!"