Plumbing Aficionado Mugs

'I don't know much about economics. To me, a liquidity problem is when a pipe breaks in the men's lavatory.'

'I've been having a lot of out of potty experiences, lately.'

'Now this little baby here we call 'the Honeymooner.' It does away with the whole issue of leaving the seat up.'

Removable Manhole

'Ok, who didn't leave a faucet to drip so the pipes wouldn't freeze!'

Man Whose Face Is Obscured By An Apple Flushing Himself Down A Toilet.

'Doctors don't make house calls johnny...but plumbers make house calls.'

'I don't want to go up after Yang's dad.'

'Men are such suckers for a new water tank!'

"I can't handle this. I don't have a fishing license."

High water pressure

"If I can't be a plumber's apprentice, can I be a plumber's helper?"

"I sensed you needed my help. I’m Saint &@!#%&!!, the patron saint of cursing."

"I just love how wet you've made things in here."

Could you send a plumber out? I think the washers have gone!

"The bad news is that I backed into a fan. The good news is my owner's a plumber."

' ... and this is the half bath.'

Making it look easy.

'No it's still not fixed'

"This does NOT count as fixing the leaky faucet, mister!"

"I guess it's too late to warn you that I turned off the hot water."

'Not only did I fix the leak, but when you run the hot water it plays 'Harlem Nocturne'.'

'If the drain's clogged with food, why not clean it out with some high fiber bran flakes?'

Alpine Pipe

'Which dog is named 'BOGART'?'

A sudden draft. The moment he first felt comfortable calling himself a plumber.

'My phone's been tapped!'

'When did you swallow the coin?'

"And this is the ultimate in low-flush toilets!"

Septic Fields Forever.

"I'm afraid your bath is directly connected to the melting polar ice caps."

"Excuse me Mr. Plumber, my son just called, please be careful not to disturb his genetically altered aquatic scorpion colony."

'Well... at least we know the basement doesn't leak.'

'Here's the problem,the pilot light went out.'

Sherlock Holmes.