Pipe Guru Pillows

Lazy plumber.

"I got super baked in the shire and accidentally recruited these four little weirdos for the most important mission of all time."

"The bad news is that I backed into a fan. The good news is my owner's a plumber."

Pipe Smoker of the Year Awards.

' ... and this is the half bath.'

'Never underestimate the value of pipe-dreams, my son.'

'Don't worry, the first 30 years of dealing with emergency plumbing problems are the hardest.'

Making it look easy.

"I guess it's too late to warn you that I turned off the hot water."

'It's my own fault, I encouraged him to give up cigarettes in favour of a pipe. It was while we were on holiday in the Swiss Alps!'

The existentialist manifesto according to Jean-Paul Sinatra-'oooby Dooby Doo!'

Alpine Pipe

A sudden draft. The moment he first felt comfortable calling himself a plumber.

'My phone's been tapped!'

Pipe dreams!

Caricature of Stanley Baldwin, PM.

Pipe Down

The two friends

A Passage in the Life of Mr. Watkins Tottle

'Why is so much easy listening so difficult to listen to?'

"I'm afraid your bath is directly connected to the melting polar ice caps."

'Here's the problem,the pilot light went out.'

'My client is therefore NOT guilty of malpractice. All he is guilty of is an error in judgment. He should have decided to be a plumber."

"I'm charging extra to remove the duct tape you thought would work."

Sherlock Holmes.

Trophy head.

Arthur Conan Doyle

"No pre-recorded music in this church. It's all 100% organic!"

Trilby -The Laird - 'It did one good to look at him'.

I hate it when they start without us.

Pipe Dream