Pipe Perfectionist Pillows

'Ah - you must be the Polish plumber.'

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

"I'm razzled, but not dazzled."

"This the first time you guys ever installed an above-ground pool?"

"Great plan. Could we get some more details?"

'I think he's doing ok, the coach says he has the attention span of a goldfish.'

Pipe Smoker of the Year Awards.

'I feel confident about our presentation. If there is any blowback, don't worry. We're both wearing our flak jackets under our suits.'

'I hope you made the prospect say no three times before you gave up.'

Lazy plumber.

'No it's still not fixed'

Making it look easy.

Confident Business Team - We Know We Can

Paving over the window-box

Football Crazy.

"Don't you just love it when they lick the plates?"

Alpine Pipe

The existentialist manifesto according to Jean-Paul Sinatra-'oooby Dooby Doo!'

"I don't think he can touch your in-the-dirt ball."

Pipe dreams!

'Coming to you direct from table nine; 'the polenta is cold'.'

Caricature of Stanley Baldwin, PM.

'You're just making it harder on yourself, Dirkwood! You're being relieved! Step off the mound! ... He's not budging...'

Football Countdown.

"I'm approving it, you don't have to beg."

The two friends

A Passage in the Life of Mr. Watkins Tottle

'Listen,kid, you're going to have to lower your standards if you ever want to throw the sleazeball.'

Pipe Down

I love Pottery.