Pipe Perfectionist Prints

'Ah - you must be the Polish plumber.'

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

"I'm razzled, but not dazzled."

J. R. R. Tolkien

"This the first time you guys ever installed an above-ground pool?"

"Great plan. Could we get some more details?"

'I think he's doing ok, the coach says he has the attention span of a goldfish.'

Pipe Smoker of the Year Awards.

'I feel confident about our presentation. If there is any blowback, don't worry. We're both wearing our flak jackets under our suits.'

'I hope you made the prospect say no three times before you gave up.'

Lazy plumber.

'No it's still not fixed'

Making it look easy.

Paving over the window-box

Football Crazy.

I'm home! Where are my pipe and slippers? At the tobacco shop and the shoe store, respectively.

Confident Business Team - We Know We Can

"Don't you just love it when they lick the plates?"

Alpine Pipe

'Which dog is named 'BOGART'?'

"I don't think he can touch your in-the-dirt ball."

The existentialist manifesto according to Jean-Paul Sinatra-'oooby Dooby Doo!'

Ryan Giggs

'Coming to you direct from table nine; 'the polenta is cold'.'

Pipe dreams!

'You're just making it harder on yourself, Dirkwood! You're being relieved! Step off the mound! ... He's not budging...'

Football Countdown.

'Listen,kid, you're going to have to lower your standards if you ever want to throw the sleazeball.'

Caricature of Stanley Baldwin, PM.

Football anagrams: U.S.A. Has oil (Answer: Louis Saha)

The two friends

A Passage in the Life of Mr. Watkins Tottle

"I'm approving it, you don't have to beg."

"I say!"

Pipe Down