Plumbing Perfectionist Prints

'No it's still not fixed'

"This the first time you guys ever installed an above-ground pool?"

"I just love how wet you've made things in here."

"The bad news is that I backed into a fan. The good news is my owner's a plumber."

"I take it the toilet is fixed?"

'I think he's doing ok, the coach says he has the attention span of a goldfish.'

' ... and this is the half bath.'

"Excuse me, but could you ask the chef to make this a little more photogenic?"

George is pleased with himself. He replaced the toilet seat without calling a plumber.

'Allow me. After all, I'm planning to be an electrician.'

"I guess it's too late to warn you that I turned off the hot water."

Paving over the window-box

'Well, it WAS a pretty coffee table until Dave spilled coffee on it!'

'I don't understand it - there was a little pile of solar dust from Advanced Composition Explorer right here a moment ago.'

'Not only did I fix the leak, but when you run the hot water it plays 'Harlem Nocturne'.'

A sudden draft. The moment he first felt comfortable calling himself a plumber.

A conductor practising in front of a mirror.

'My phone's been tapped!'

"And this is the ultimate in low-flush toilets!"

"Baldo, I finally got that stain out of your favorite shirt! Of course, I had to use my scissors."

"I'm afraid your bath is directly connected to the melting polar ice caps."

"Sir, you may find this book very helpful, too."

I love Pottery.

'I hope it's important, he hates being interrupted during his trombone practice.'

'Here's the problem,the pilot light went out.'

'I've been having a lot of out of potty experiences, lately.'

'My client is therefore NOT guilty of malpractice. All he is guilty of is an error in judgment. He should have decided to be a plumber."

"I'm charging extra to remove the duct tape you thought would work."

Potter

'You say it's milk, oh, oh, I must have hooked up the wrong pipes.'

'To err is human, but that's no excuse.'

I hate it when they start without us.

'That's your limescale problem sorted.'

'You should have called me sooner.'

'Ok, who didn't leave a faucet to drip so the pipes wouldn't freeze!'