Plumbing Perfectionist Prints

'No it's still not fixed'

"This the first time you guys ever installed an above-ground pool?"

"I just love how wet you've made things in here."

"The bad news is that I backed into a fan. The good news is my owner's a plumber."

'I think he's doing ok, the coach says he has the attention span of a goldfish.'

"I take it the toilet is fixed?"

' ... and this is the half bath.'

George is pleased with himself. He replaced the toilet seat without calling a plumber.

'Allow me. After all, I'm planning to be an electrician.'

'I don't understand it - there was a little pile of solar dust from Advanced Composition Explorer right here a moment ago.'

'Well, it WAS a pretty coffee table until Dave spilled coffee on it!'

Paving over the window-box

"I guess it's too late to warn you that I turned off the hot water."

A sudden draft. The moment he first felt comfortable calling himself a plumber.

A conductor practising in front of a mirror.

'My phone's been tapped!'

"I'm afraid your bath is directly connected to the melting polar ice caps."

"Sir, you may find this book very helpful, too."

"Baldo, I finally got that stain out of your favorite shirt! Of course, I had to use my scissors."

"And this is the ultimate in low-flush toilets!"

I love Pottery.

'I hope it's important, he hates being interrupted during his trombone practice.'

'Here's the problem,the pilot light went out.'

'My client is therefore NOT guilty of malpractice. All he is guilty of is an error in judgment. He should have decided to be a plumber."

"I'm charging extra to remove the duct tape you thought would work."

Potter

'To err is human, but that's no excuse.'

I hate it when they start without us.

'You say it's milk, oh, oh, I must have hooked up the wrong pipes.'

'That's your limescale problem sorted.'

'You should have called me sooner.'

'Ok, who didn't leave a faucet to drip so the pipes wouldn't freeze!'

"If I can't be a plumber's apprentice, can I be a plumber's helper?"