Pipe Fitter Pillows

Indirect Plumbing

"I told him to trim a couple of inches off the middle and he thought it was a fat remark."

'I wonder how you flush this thing?'

Pipe Dream.

Why it's bad when home owners change their minds about the bathroom's location late in a building project.

J. R. R. Tolkien

"I sensed you needed my help. I’m Saint &@!#%&!!, the patron saint of cursing."

Pipe Smoker of the Year Awards.

"Dad! The bathroom pipes are clogged up!"

Lazy plumber.

"I can't WAIT to see it."

Making it look easy.

'Hello, Robinson Crusoe here, I'd like my kitchen finished by Friday.'

Musical Pipe

Organ Player

I'm home! Where are my pipe and slippers? At the tobacco shop and the shoe store, respectively.

The existentialist manifesto according to Jean-Paul Sinatra-'oooby Dooby Doo!'

'Necessity is the mother of invention. It's just a pity Buxtehude didn't encounter a bit more necessity.'

'Which dog is named 'BOGART'?'

Alpine Pipe

'Mind you, I'm not responsible for the entire pipeline ?' just the section that flows through my office.'

"This position may call for some occasional plumbing."

'Why can't you just chew bones like other dogs?' (dog smoking pipe).

Pipe dreams!

Dog in front of fire, wearing slippers, reading paper, smoking pipe, with tea and bones. Owner says: 'Stay!'

Lighting a Pipe

Caricature of Stanley Baldwin, PM.

'Your dinner met with the plumber's approval.'

A Passage in the Life of Mr. Watkins Tottle

Pipe Down

The two friends

"I say!"

'If you can smile when everything around you is going wrong... you're probably in the repair business!'

The Source of the Thames...

Sherlock Holmes.