Pipe Fitter Mugs

Indirect Plumbing

"I told him to trim a couple of inches off the middle and he thought it was a fat remark."

'I wonder how you flush this thing?'

Pipe Dream.

Why it's bad when home owners change their minds about the bathroom's location late in a building project.

"I sensed you needed my help. I’m Saint &@!#%&!!, the patron saint of cursing."

Pipe Smoker of the Year Awards.

"Dad! The bathroom pipes are clogged up!"

Lazy plumber.

"I can't WAIT to see it."

Making it look easy.

'Hello, Robinson Crusoe here, I'd like my kitchen finished by Friday.'

Musical Pipe

Organ Player

'Necessity is the mother of invention. It's just a pity Buxtehude didn't encounter a bit more necessity.'

Alpine Pipe

The existentialist manifesto according to Jean-Paul Sinatra-'oooby Dooby Doo!'

'Mind you, I'm not responsible for the entire pipeline ?' just the section that flows through my office.'

"This position may call for some occasional plumbing."

Pipe dreams!

'Why can't you just chew bones like other dogs?' (dog smoking pipe).

Pipe Down

A Passage in the Life of Mr. Watkins Tottle

Caricature of Stanley Baldwin, PM.

'Your dinner met with the plumber's approval.'

The two friends

Dog in front of fire, wearing slippers, reading paper, smoking pipe, with tea and bones. Owner says: 'Stay!'

Lighting a Pipe

'If you can smile when everything around you is going wrong... you're probably in the repair business!'

Sherlock Holmes.

"Should I fix it or call it a water feature?"

The Source of the Thames...

Compton MacKenzie.

Mr Chuckster Old Curiosity Shop