Plumbing Guru Gifts

"The bad news is that I backed into a fan. The good news is my owner's a plumber."

"I sensed you needed my help. I’m Saint &@!#%&!!, the patron saint of cursing."

"I just love how wet you've made things in here."

Could you send a plumber out? I think the washers have gone!

' ... and this is the half bath.'

'Sorry mate. Your church doesn't meet the minimum building code.'

Mr. Blok goes bowling.

Lazy plumber.

Bowling ball van driving into bowling pin factory.

'No it's still not fixed'

Bowling ball head.

'Do you think we can blame it on El Nino?'

"I guess it's too late to warn you that I turned off the hot water."

'He's a structural engineer.'

'Not only did I fix the leak, but when you run the hot water it plays 'Harlem Nocturne'.'

A sudden draft. The moment he first felt comfortable calling himself a plumber.

'My phone's been tapped!'

'Shouldn't we also have a plan in case things go right?'

"Excuse me Mr. Plumber, my son just called, please be careful not to disturb his genetically altered aquatic scorpion colony."

"Try not to loft the ball so much.'

"And this is the ultimate in low-flush toilets!"

"I'm afraid your bath is directly connected to the melting polar ice caps."

'Here's the problem,the pilot light went out.'

'I've been having a lot of out of potty experiences, lately.'

"I'm charging extra to remove the duct tape you thought would work."

'My client is therefore NOT guilty of malpractice. All he is guilty of is an error in judgment. He should have decided to be a plumber."

'You say it's milk, oh, oh, I must have hooked up the wrong pipes.'

"Straw is actually very popular right now."

I hate it when they start without us.

"Enough storyboarding. Let's shoot something."

'That's your limescale problem sorted.'

'You should have called me sooner.'

"I see you've had a go at mending the dripping tap."

'Ok, who didn't leave a faucet to drip so the pipes wouldn't freeze!'

"If I can't be a plumber's apprentice, can I be a plumber's helper?"