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"The bad news is that I backed into a fan. The good news is my owner's a plumber."

"I sensed you needed my help. I’m Saint &@!#%&!!, the patron saint of cursing."

"I just love how wet you've made things in here."

Could you send a plumber out? I think the washers have gone!

' ... and this is the half bath.'

'Sorry mate. Your church doesn't meet the minimum building code.'

Mr. Blok goes bowling.

Lazy plumber.

Bowling ball van driving into bowling pin factory.

Bowling ball head.

'No it's still not fixed'

"I guess it's too late to warn you that I turned off the hot water."

'Do you think we can blame it on El Nino?'

'He's a structural engineer.'

A sudden draft. The moment he first felt comfortable calling himself a plumber.

'My phone's been tapped!'

'Shouldn't we also have a plan in case things go right?'

"Excuse me Mr. Plumber, my son just called, please be careful not to disturb his genetically altered aquatic scorpion colony."

"Try not to loft the ball so much.'

"And this is the ultimate in low-flush toilets!"

"I'm afraid your bath is directly connected to the melting polar ice caps."

'Here's the problem,the pilot light went out.'

"I'm charging extra to remove the duct tape you thought would work."

'My client is therefore NOT guilty of malpractice. All he is guilty of is an error in judgment. He should have decided to be a plumber."

I hate it when they start without us.

"Straw is actually very popular right now."

'You say it's milk, oh, oh, I must have hooked up the wrong pipes.'

"Enough storyboarding. Let's shoot something."

'That's your limescale problem sorted.'

'You should have called me sooner.'

'Ok, who didn't leave a faucet to drip so the pipes wouldn't freeze!'

"I see you've had a go at mending the dripping tap."

"If I can't be a plumber's apprentice, can I be a plumber's helper?"