Pipe Devotee Pillows

Pipe Down

"I got super baked in the shire and accidentally recruited these four little weirdos for the most important mission of all time."

Happy Hour

'So it's the Mumm's Cordon Rouge, '98 Pouilly-Fuisse, '86 Chateau Margaux, and the '92 Barsac - would you like any food?'

Pipe Smoker of the Year Awards.

'I'm having trouble with my drinking. Arthritis in my elbow.'

"Whoa! Was that today?"

Lazy plumber.

'Don't worry, the first 30 years of dealing with emergency plumbing problems are the hardest.'

"I can't WAIT to see it."

Making it look easy.

"Just for once, why don't we forget the poor and blow the lot down the local tavern?"

Trilby - Sandy McAllister,'The Laird of Cockpen'.

'It's my own fault, I encouraged him to give up cigarettes in favour of a pipe. It was while we were on holiday in the Swiss Alps!'

Alpine Pipe

The existentialist manifesto according to Jean-Paul Sinatra-'oooby Dooby Doo!'

"And while you're waiting for your drinks can I get you something from the bar?"

Pipe dreams!

'Why can't you just chew bones like other dogs?' (dog smoking pipe).

A Passage in the Life of Mr. Watkins Tottle

Caricature of Stanley Baldwin, PM.

The two friends

"I was deadwood but I'm out of a job. I guess I'm driftwood."

'Why is so much easy listening so difficult to listen to?'

'Single or double?'

'Don't drink on an empty head.'

"Don't you know anything but 'Afternoon of a Faun'?"

Sherlock Holmes.

Trophy head.

Trilby -The Laird - 'It did one good to look at him'.

Arthur Conan Doyle