Rail Fan Gifts

Did you know there's a growing worldwide system of rails and roads that all lead to China? Did you know China's on the verge of dominating the industries of the future? Did you know China's built fifteen mega-cities? It's like having fifteen New Yorks. Did you know China's building immense undersea tunnels and super-fast high speed rail to create the world's first super-cities that'll be six times the population of New York? Oh, well ... I'm sure we're still number one in all the areas I didn't

Trainspotters.

Halfway across the Hudson River Billy Joe realized he wasn't going to Elvis Island.

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"Yes, go and play, but be careful, there are a few thermals around: make sure you're not lifted too high..."

"Oh, oh, it seems they've had a little trouble with the hand-off in lane number three."

"I've heard this airline's got some unusual inflight entertainment."

I travelled to get away from it all. All I got away from was my luggage.

'This Mouse is going to be huge!'

'Good luck, everyone! Maybe this will be the year somebody finishes the race!'

The Unsportables: Relay

Caliologist

"At this time I'd like to welcome our gold-medallion passengers on board."

In addition to dusting crops, McWit now rotates them.

Thanks to an elaborate system of mirrors, every employee at Vecon Industries had a window view.

Networking

"Yes, the migration flight home is always faster, but it's thanks to the prevailing winds, not just because we're keen to get home..."

Silver Sufferer - husband looking at steam trains on the internet, wife bored in background

"Circumstances being what they are, I've redesigned the logo."

Campaign Trail

'I havn't finished last years Marathon yet...'

'I believe you were first.'

'Tickets, please.'

Folkstone. - Arrival of the Boulogne boat. Wind S.W.

A bendy-cow.

'Soon I will have proved it ONCE AND FOR ALL!'

The Priceless Ming Vase Relays.

The Race

The Little Engine...who gives up: 'I know I can't.'

Young ladies playing 'Hare and hounds'.

On the buses...I stopped off for a beer and back rub.

'My gosh...It's like looking in the mirror.'

Bus has destination that reads, 'Oblivion'.

Cultchah!