Rail Fan Pillows

Trainspotters.

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"Yes, go and play, but be careful, there are a few thermals around: make sure you're not lifted too high..."

"Oh, oh, it seems they've had a little trouble with the hand-off in lane number three."

I travelled to get away from it all. All I got away from was my luggage.

"I've heard this airline's got some unusual inflight entertainment."

'Good luck, everyone! Maybe this will be the year somebody finishes the race!'

The Unsportables: Relay

Caliologist

"At this time I'd like to welcome our gold-medallion passengers on board."

In addition to dusting crops, McWit now rotates them.

"Yes, the migration flight home is always faster, but it's thanks to the prevailing winds, not just because we're keen to get home..."

Networking

Silver Sufferer - husband looking at steam trains on the internet, wife bored in background

'I havn't finished last years Marathon yet...'

'I believe you were first.'

Campaign Trail

"Circumstances being what they are, I've redesigned the logo."

Folkstone. - Arrival of the Boulogne boat. Wind S.W.

The Race

'Soon I will have proved it ONCE AND FOR ALL!'

The Priceless Ming Vase Relays.

'Tickets, please.'

A bendy-cow.

Cultchah!

Young ladies playing 'Hare and hounds'.

Bus has destination that reads, 'Oblivion'.

"Where did this thing come from? It's a major trip hazard if you ask me!"

On the buses...I stopped off for a beer and back rub.

'My gosh...It's like looking in the mirror.'

Sprinting speeding ticket