Light-hearted Rail Fan Pillows

"Hullo, 'Railtrack' here, we're thinking of organising a few drinks at your place..."

'You may now turn over your paper and begin.' - 'Sir!' - 'Yes?' - 'What is it?' - 'I think Train 'A' and Train 'B' might be going to crash!'

Replacement Bus Spotters.

'Anorak anoraks'.

HS2

"Honesty, I saw a train yesterday"

"Is this the Canterbury Train?"

A train's dining car is a diner.

Isambard Kingdom Brunel.

Silver Sufferer - husband looking at steam trains on the internet, wife bored in background

"Please mind the gap between the train timetable and reality."

"That last applicant showed real promise. Did you notice the way he mumbled all through the interview?"

"Conjoined twins were born in a bed on a passenger train. They were separated at berth."

Pound sign on rail tracks.

Hey, wow, Trevor's found a way to trainspot on the internet.

Trainspotting.

"Hi! It's me...I've gone off the rails"

Credit Mobilier Scandle Rocks the Republican Party

A Dog In A Train Carriage.

'We apologise for the late arrival of the 9.38 to...'

"Where did this thing come from? It's a major trip hazard if you ask me!"

Train Arrivals

'...that's a bit different for 8:45!'

Man pushes stalled car off railroad track just in time! (sort of)

Accident

Trainspotters.

'Intermodal' cargo train carrige hurtling through space

"I'd like a couple of rail replacement buses please. . ."

'We like to keep old timers involved in our expansion.'

Trainspotter spotting: 'Gosh! A type 406 with original thermos.'

"Working from home was a great idea in theory, but it probably wasn't a great idea to let the drivers do it!"

'It's the acceptable face of the high-speed rail link.'