Light-hearted Rail Fan Pillows

"Hullo, 'Railtrack' here, we're thinking of organising a few drinks at your place..."

'You may now turn over your paper and begin.' - 'Sir!' - 'Yes?' - 'What is it?' - 'I think Train 'A' and Train 'B' might be going to crash!'

Replacement Bus Spotters.

'Anorak anoraks'.

'This Mouse is going to be huge!'

HS2

"Is this the Canterbury Train?"

"Honesty, I saw a train yesterday"

A train's dining car is a diner.

The Train to Nowhere

Isambard Kingdom Brunel.

Silver Sufferer - husband looking at steam trains on the internet, wife bored in background

"Please mind the gap between the train timetable and reality."

"Conjoined twins were born in a bed on a passenger train. They were separated at berth."

"That last applicant showed real promise. Did you notice the way he mumbled all through the interview?"

Pound sign on rail tracks.

Hey, wow, Trevor's found a way to trainspot on the internet.

Trainspotting.

The Little Engine...who gives up: 'I know I can't.'

"Hi! It's me...I've gone off the rails"

'We apologise for the late arrival of the 9.38 to...'

Credit Mobilier Scandle Rocks the Republican Party

A Dog In A Train Carriage.

"Where did this thing come from? It's a major trip hazard if you ask me!"

'Intermodal' cargo train carrige hurtling through space

Man pushes stalled car off railroad track just in time! (sort of)

'...that's a bit different for 8:45!'

'We like to keep old timers involved in our expansion.'

Accident

Train Arrivals

'Okay, which one of you guys just tooted?'

Trainspotters.

"I'd like a couple of rail replacement buses please. . ."

"Working from home was a great idea in theory, but it probably wasn't a great idea to let the drivers do it!"

Trainspotter spotting: 'Gosh! A type 406 with original thermos.'