Retro Railroad Fan Pillows

The Little Engine...who gives up: 'I know I can't.'

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

Best before 65 million BC.

'This Mouse is going to be huge!'

Draw!

'..It's just that with all your amazing powers of deduction and elimination, Holmes, I'm just a little surprised that the best solution you can come up with for seeing off the hound of the Baskervilles, is to 'chase them across the moors with a hoover. up

Adult Barbershop

Biliard Enthusiast

Jeremy Clarkson.

"A classic lowrider bike usually is built on a late 1960's Schwinn 20-inch frame."

"Honesty, I saw a train yesterday"

'No, the big rabbit Harvey isn't Paul Harvey -- at least I don't THINK he is.'

Silver Sufferer - husband looking at steam trains on the internet, wife bored in background

Railway 'King' George Hudson

Tea and Sugar Rationing

'Dauber Micawber'

Elvis' autopsy

'We need your exact age...'Woodstock Generation' isn't specific enough.'

"Where did this thing come from? It's a major trip hazard if you ask me!"

Accident

"We didn't spot any of the birds we were looking for, but we did have an Elvis sighting."

"What's Your Problem, Man?"

Have you installed the heater?

'I haven't driven that car since I planted this tree...always thought it got stolen.'

Man pushes stalled car off railroad track just in time! (sort of)

"The lime-green vest is a little much, and the shoes - good Lord, those are women's shoes!"

Furthest bounced drunk.

Pinch starts homeward with the new pupil

The Little Engine that Couldn't Care Less

"Hi kid. I'm gonna be your favorite toy ever! In 40 years, you'll shell out 2,500 bucks for a near-mint version of me to help you forget that you're a fat, balding, 50 year old loser."

Music charts development.

'Turn right, don't forget to hand signal...'

"He's come out of retirement!"

Fuel economy.

"Don't be scared! I'm just wearing this old x-ray gear for throwback Thursday."