Nostalgic Rail Fan Pillows

Silver Sufferer - husband looking at steam trains on the internet, wife bored in background

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

Best before 65 million BC.

'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'

'..It's just that with all your amazing powers of deduction and elimination, Holmes, I'm just a little surprised that the best solution you can come up with for seeing off the hound of the Baskervilles, is to 'chase them across the moors with a hoover. up

Adult Barbershop

'Dauber Micawber'

A gentleman giving some children a lesson in manners

"Occasionally he lobs a brick at the cat."

Tea and Sugar Rationing

"They don't build them like this any more. Heck, why would they?"

"I love your shadow, it's so retro."

The first in-flight meal: "Care for some soup?"

'We need your exact age...'Woodstock Generation' isn't specific enough.'

"Where did this thing come from? It's a major trip hazard if you ask me!"

Trainspotters.

Accident

Man pushes stalled car off railroad track just in time! (sort of)

'I haven't driven that car since I planted this tree...always thought it got stolen.'

Furthest bounced drunk.

"He's come out of retirement!"

Designer Babies - "A little distressing and this nursery would look good." - "Are you joking, minimalism is the way to go."

Rudolph the reindeer with a huge red nose.

'I think Miss Jones is winning her fight against computerisation, gentlemen!'

Fuel economy.

"Hullo, 'Railtrack' here, we're thinking of organising a few drinks at your place..."