Nostalgic Rail Fan T-Shirts

Silver Sufferer - husband looking at steam trains on the internet, wife bored in background

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'

Best before 65 million BC.

Another Turning Point in the Industrial Revolution. Ford Motor Co. On second thought, let's put the cars on the conveyor belt.

'This Mouse is going to be huge!'

'..It's just that with all your amazing powers of deduction and elimination, Holmes, I'm just a little surprised that the best solution you can come up with for seeing off the hound of the Baskervilles, is to 'chase them across the moors with a hoover. up

Adult Barbershop

"A classic lowrider bike usually is built on a late 1960's Schwinn 20-inch frame."

"Occasionally he lobs a brick at the cat."

A gentleman giving some children a lesson in manners

'Dauber Micawber'

Tea and Sugar Rationing

Elvis' autopsy

"They don't build them like this any more. Heck, why would they?"

The first in-flight meal: "Care for some soup?"

'I said shag carpeting.'

For celebrities, Orville and Wilbur Wright are awfully friendly. Yeah, they're just "plane" folks!

"I love your shadow, it's so retro."

'We need your exact age...'Woodstock Generation' isn't specific enough.'

The Little Engine...who gives up: 'I know I can't.'

"Where did this thing come from? It's a major trip hazard if you ask me!"

Trainspotters.

Man pushes stalled car off railroad track just in time! (sort of)

Accident

"We didn't spot any of the birds we were looking for, but we did have an Elvis sighting."

'I haven't driven that car since I planted this tree...always thought it got stolen.'

"He's come out of retirement!"

The Little Engine that Couldn't Care Less

Rudolph the reindeer with a huge red nose.

'I think Miss Jones is winning her fight against computerisation, gentlemen!'

Designer Babies - "A little distressing and this nursery would look good." - "Are you joking, minimalism is the way to go."

Furthest bounced drunk.

Did you know there's a growing worldwide system of rails and roads that all lead to China? Did you know China's on the verge of dominating the industries of the future? Did you know China's built fifteen mega-cities? It's like having fifteen New Yorks. Did you know China's building immense undersea tunnels and super-fast high speed rail to create the world's first super-cities that'll be six times the population of New York? Oh, well ... I'm sure we're still number one in all the areas I didn't

Fuel economy.