Miniature Railway Lover Pillows

'Hi mum, I'm on the train. . .'

"It's about time the network invested in some new rolling stock."

'Anorak anoraks'.

Why does every kid want the wallet size? School picture, early days.

"I told you it was a bad idea to buy a car online!"

A Train Conductor.

Secular Cloisters

The Little Engine...who gives up: 'I know I can't.'

'That mouse must've been here awhile. he's actually built a driving range outside his hole.'

The Little Engine that read Descartes. I think, therefore I can ... I think, therefore I can ... I think, therefore I can.

'We like to keep old timers involved in our expansion.'

'It's the acceptable face of the high-speed rail link.'

'Smoke signal say: 'Hi I'm on train'.'

Model steam train pulls into a station

'Metro is a model transit system...ever since the funding cutbacks.'

Replacement Bus Service

Man using half eaten doughnuts on his model railway

'Yes, I know they're sad geeks - but I still stay it's stalking!'

Stacking doll with Stacking doll beds.

"Hullo, 'Railtrack' here, we're thinking of organising a few drinks at your place..."

'You and your toy trains...'

A toy truck blocks a number of toy cars.

'I understand the chap next door is keen on model trains.'

'You'll be Standard Class, Sir?'

'Is this what you call training?'

Building New Railroads

Toy Developers Set

'You've got mono.'

Miniature Railway: Closed for Miniature Engineering Works.

"Mum. Can I have my rubber duck and my scale model of York please?"

'I'm a small builder.'

Land of the giants train set

A Microscope - A very tiny Microscope.

The World's Smallest Carousel

"Two trains leave from Boston at the same time. One is traveling 50 mph, the other...."