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'Hi mum, I'm on the train. . .'

"It's about time the network invested in some new rolling stock."

'Anorak anoraks'.

"I told you it was a bad idea to buy a car online!"

A Train Conductor.

Secular Cloisters

'That mouse must've been here awhile. he's actually built a driving range outside his hole.'

'We like to keep old timers involved in our expansion.'

'Smoke signal say: 'Hi I'm on train'.'

'It's the acceptable face of the high-speed rail link.'

Model steam train pulls into a station

'Metro is a model transit system...ever since the funding cutbacks.'

Replacement Bus Service

Man using half eaten doughnuts on his model railway

'Yes, I know they're sad geeks - but I still stay it's stalking!'

'You and your toy trains...'

"Hullo, 'Railtrack' here, we're thinking of organising a few drinks at your place..."

Stacking doll with Stacking doll beds.

A toy truck blocks a number of toy cars.

'I understand the chap next door is keen on model trains.'

Building New Railroads

'You'll be Standard Class, Sir?'

'Is this what you call training?'

"Two trains leave from Boston at the same time. One is traveling 50 mph, the other...."

Miniature Railway: Closed for Miniature Engineering Works.

Land of the giants train set

'You've got mono.'

A Microscope - A very tiny Microscope.

Toy Developers Set

'I'm a small builder.'

The World's Smallest Carousel

"Mum. Can I have my rubber duck and my scale model of York please?"

"More reductions in rail service."

"Actually, it doesn't contain a train -- just two stations, some track and a bunch of little plastic people standing around with clenched fists."